So I met this cool guy Ron a few months back on twitter. We were commenting about the same sports and got tweeting.
Turned out he only lives about a 25 minute drive away.
He's a bit older than me. Must be mid 40s or so.
We always watch a game and then a couple of movies and drink beer and sometimes play a video game if we're in the mood.
But for some reason I never remember falling asleep. And one of the times I actually woke up naked and it was weird when I went to the toilet for number 2, like it made squirting sounds and what looked like a white foamy stuff came out. But the thing is my ass didn't hurt or anything.
I mean, do you think I'm just getting too drunk and passing out or is "Ron" - if that is his real name which I'm starting to doubt - doing something untoward which is making me pass out.
Like I don't know for sure but I've never known myself to pass out from drinking. It's happened about 4 times now.
- It's the alcohol67% (2)0% (0)33% (2)Vote
- It's Ron33% (1)100% (3)67% (4)Vote
I knew I was probably on my own with this one.
Fucking typical. Nobody cares. Nothing changes.