I don't like it but for some reason, "you smell like ass" always slips from my mouth lmao I don't know y 😂
What's ur favorite insult?
What Girls Said 21
you so ugly your mom tried to exchange you for store credit5
Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smells of elderberries
You're an arsehole
is my favourite. I use it on everyone, my boyfriend receives it more often than is fair. 'I blame you' is another of my phrases.
I am a dick. Plain and simple and I am surprised anyone puts up with me at all XD1
This man was a legend
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I don't really have a favorite insult but a common one I use with girls is:
Do you have a boyfriend sweetheart (or princess)?
If she says yes I say "then you better watch your back, he's probably cheating on your ignorant ass little fuck."
If she says no I say "I'm not surprised. You're such a dumbass I can't imagine anyone would want you"
I ONLY say this when it's NEEDED. If they insult me and are being extremely ignorant and I've already asked them to stop and they won't, then I use this.0
I will fart on you if you don't fuck off 👀 It works all the time LMAO1
You limp noodle!1
Depends on the person/scenario1
you are a perpetual butthole...
just happened one day...1
What ever fits the moment.
i don't know how to insult good as my younger sister insults me everyyyy morning.." everyday i hear this.. We go to the same school so before i leave the house, "What are your wearing your embarrassing me" "Shithead" Stupidass" or "Freaking shit get lost" It's like my name now. I'm not good at insulting...0
"Ya cunt!" Or "yer da sells avon" but that's a Scottish joke that no one else is gonna understand 😂😂0
I like weirdly specific comparisons "you look like a crusty toe" "you look like meryl streep"0
If you went out in high heels you'd come back in flip flops...(to a fat person)1
Your face! Ha!!2
What Guys Said 15
Something a friend said to someone: "You are just ignorant, with a Capital K!!!" So many don't 'get it' which is why it is so funny!!
Or, "She's just using a 'Left-handed Monkey Wrench' on a 'Right-handed' Bolt!"1
I just like to curse, insult or taunt people in different languages.
it drives them crazy because they don't know what the heck you said.1
With all the shit that comes out of your mouth, does your ass ever get jealous?1
I don't know where it came from but when I am mad I call people "Fuck Face"1
To those I feel should be raped in their sleep...
that im lazy1
"How does it feel to be dead from the neck up?"2
written and visual evidence1
Usually insult people in Arabic, it just comes out of my mouth for some reason.0
The list would go on an on and on0
i like "you're an inspiration for birth control"1