If you had the chance to murder me anyways you wanted and get away with it would you?

  • No I wouldn't kill you even if I could get away with it
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  • Yes I just wanna murder the crap out of you you piece of piece you taint filled sac of diarrhea sexy piece of hot man chest
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  • I would love to kill you but it would be a quick death
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  • I'd want to kill you and I wanna give you a slow painful death
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  • I wanna make love not Warcraft
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  • Grinds teeth while going to the petting zoo and eating cheetos while watching a cheetah watching the cheetos guy in the cheetos commercial getting high off cheetos
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  • pissed off angry carpets with Indian curry soup stains while smelling a butterflies gut juice mixed in with grassy meadow farts/watching an ox go to oxford university using oxiclean
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  • Nah, I'll save my chances to kill someone and get away with it for someone else

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  • You're crazy

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  • Sure I would , but I'd get the capo to do it 😈

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  • No, why would I want to do that to you? Or to anyone?

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    • 2mo

      I am sure in some point in time in GAG history there was bound to be at least one human being who has murdered a human right?

    • 1mo

      Hm, probably yeah. There's all kinds of people here, so I don't doubt it.

    • 1mo

      Yeah its a diverse world out there.

  • I wouldn't since you haven't done anything to piss me off.

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  • ... I think i'd need a reason first.

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  • No, I'm a pacifist sooooo... kinda against my views lol

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    • 2mo

      I would have never guessed lol no offense but you don't give off that vibe, but that just goes to show you don't judge a book by its cover.

    • 2mo

      It's all good I understand my face says Halloween but my heart says Christmas

    • 2mo

      Hahah yeah

  • I have no desire to kill anyone, let alone you! 😘

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  • You want us to kill you? 😨

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    • 2mo

      Just curious ;P

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    • 2mo

      I think if I did you should have the right.

    • 2mo

      But it is my hands, and I tell them what to do.
      Doesn't matter if I have the right, I still won't kill you. 😊

  • No I Would Never Kill Anybody Or Anything At All.

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  • Um... you would have to do something in order for me to want to kill you

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    • 2mo

      Like what kick your dog?

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    • 2mo

      Oh okay so how would you murder me in details?

    • 2mo

      Depends, pigs only leave behind teeth, i could be nice and shoot you first or just let them eat you alive, or there is the whole hanging you upside down from a tree bit... involves knives, fire, blood, and bits of your stomach being cut out... but you would have to do something really horrible for that

  • not you because I don't know you but some people in my life yes I would

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  • Wtf lol

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