Tarzan is a liar?

if tarzan was really brought up by animals in the jungle... then WHY doesn't he have a beard?


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What Guys Said 17

  • well it never states his age for one and well he could have shaved with a sharp object like he could have stolen a knife or something.

    But I mean you're kind of reading to much into it, it is a cartoon for children after all lol.

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  • I have no idea

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  • Perhas Tarzan's European parents adopted him and Tarzan is genetically a Native American. Most Native Americans can't grow beards.

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  • He's an English savage, hence very civilized. He shaves and has tea every morning before roaming the jungle.

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    • 2mo

      but what does he shave with? who taught him to shave?

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    • 2mo

      he would have cuts all over his face. and it certainly wouldn't be such a clean close shave

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      But the simplest explication is a brain injury happening just after he finished his growth spert but before his beard started to come in that caused him to stop going through puberty

  • Because he went back to civilization in England

    Lol I know everyone knows this but nobody brought it up sooo

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  • Maybe he doesn't have enough testosterone.
    I bet he changed gender when he got into civilization, no one ever heard about him again...

    Her name is probably Tarzina and does tranny cam sex somewhere at london now.

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  • He shaves, dummy 😑

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  • Dafauq I just read lmao

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  • some guys can't grow beards, simple as that

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  • I love this question. He has no chest hair either lol.

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  • Because he's nordic

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  • Very deep thought huh.

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  • Cuz Tarzan needs some box office.

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  • Because he's Amish and not married yet.

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  • He has beard on his balls

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    • 2mo

      @Kantana What the question mark for you dumb fuck? next time get your facts right. Think before you talk

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      @Kantana Hey, I'm truly sorry bruh, for being so disrespectful, didn't mean any of it

  • Because he is KÖSE.

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  • Because he lives near a secret nuculur waste dumping sight and his beard fell out

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    • 2mo

      in the jungle?
      what about the hair on his head? that didn't fall out

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    • 2mo

      i dono... seems strange there would be nuclear waste in the jungle

    • 2mo

      It could also be natural radioactive deposit that haven't been mined yet

What Girls Said 6

  • The other gorillas rip it out during grooming.

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  • This helps us not one bit. What we really need to know is the size of his ding a ling.

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  • That's some conspiracy theory... WOAH

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  • He shaved it. After seeing humans without hair.

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  • Because he didn't have one!!!

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  • HOW DARE YOU!

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