Ever happened to you?

Took a piss right now after I woke up, my piss sprayed 3 ways lool. Now I have to clean it all up...


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  • Dude, ARE WE HAVING A BATHROOM GROSS-OUT CONTEST? Is that what's happening right now?

    ... Ok, then, lemme tell you about the first time I threw away a maxi pad in the bathroom trash can...

    ... in January, which is the rainy month (yep, "the rainy month", singular) in southern California...

    ... and discovered 2 things:

    1)
    Ants take shelter indoors during the rainy season.

    2)
    Ants really, really, REALLY like period blood.

    la la la la... I'll be going now...

    <3 <3 :*

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  • one of those times when it feels good to have a vagina.. lol..

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  • Hahaha, good thing I sit down to pee in that case.

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    • 1mo

      "good thing" unless you go after him...

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    • 1mo

      @redeyemindtricks Hahahaha, bet he took that to heart.

    • 1mo

      haha!
      Eurgh yeah, I hate dirty toilets... always gotta clean it up, I'm OCD like that. Every nook and cranny

  • Lmaoooo Paul you're crazy 😂💙

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  • Golly dude. You don't have to tell us your using the loo.

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  • Uhm no.

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  • Lol Nope never

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  • Thankfully, no lol.
    My mate once found a used maxi pad stuck to the bathroom window though (courtesy his younger sister lmao).

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  • Next time, babe, leave your blue lite on so you can see the spray.

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