There is a psychotic murderer in my closet?

So there's this guy named Jeff, maybe you've heard of him. He is usually referred to as Jeff the Killer. People say he's just a legend but all last night there were noises coming from my closet and then I woke up with this
There is a psychotic murderer in my closet!?
What do I do?


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Most Helpful Guy

  • so you're saying he came out of the closet?

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    • 1mo

      I see what you did there

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    • 1mo

      That was funny.

    • 1mo

      Hey the Browns and the Bengals play each other on the 23rd... Good luck

What Guys Said 10

  • Huh, odd that some "psychotic murderer" would invade someone's house and merely leave a bruise in the middle of the night. Certainly seems out of character for someone who kills people.

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  • Well if Jeff is a killer, he is not a very good one, I mean he only left that bruise on your leg.

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  • Maybe you are bumping into things when you sleep walk at night and Jeff the Killer can't get into your house unless someone let him in or he came into your home some way but you should be telling a parent on how bad you feel also maybe this is all mind over matter cause of Jeff the Killer.

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  • Jeff the killer, really? A creepy pasta? Not even that great of a creepy pasta, there are better. I doubt it's him.

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  • Jeff the Photoshoper

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  • I thing your dad touches you at night and you self harm because of it...

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  • Lol people are stupid these days.

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  • Jeff the (amateurish) killer...

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  • if you're gonna shitpost at least put effort into it
    :(

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  • That's odd. Creepy Pasta day was Thursday. I guess Jeff is running late this year.

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What Girls Said 4

  • I say take a pregnancy text while you r eat it
    maybe he implemented his devilish sperms in your innocent virginal body

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  • Tell him hi for me, and that he better get back to my closet. I don't know how he escaped but I want him back

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    • 1mo

      Hell no, he's mine

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    • 1mo

      He has always been mine, and if he runs away I still have both the Jacks

    • 1mo

      No boo boo, I was there way before you trust me. He just likes to go have his fun. He was never good at commitment

  • Cool Photoshop.
    And creepypasta isn't even real. They're fictional stories.

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  • Come see me. I think you may have some issues.

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    • 1mo

      haha thanks for the like. I think I am right. x

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    • 1mo

      Ummm... Otay

    • 1mo

      Ok, J.

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