I saw a question asking what guys would do. So I'm curious. What would you do?
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Pee standing up, shot gun a beer, how far I can spit, do that weird bum tap thing guys do to team mates after a good game (cause I wanna touch a baseball player's bum just one time without it being creepy, drink an excessive amount because now my body weight matches my enthusiasm, walk around outside without a shirt on, honk at the cute girl walking down the street in the booty shorts and say 'Hey Babe" so she can give me the finger, swear like a sailor in front everyone cause they won't call it 'unlady like', beat up my asshole of a brother cause now we are equal in size, go to a bar by myself and drink alone because for once I won't have a swarm of desperate men circle me like vulture waiting for the next guy to strike out.1
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