Funniest pick up line?

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1mo or best, doesn't have to be funny but I like humor ;)

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  • Did you fall from Heaven? I ask because you're face is kind of fucked up"

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What Guys Said 19

  • Do you work at subways? Cause you give me a footlong.

    I wish you were my big toe so I can bang you on my table.

    Girl, are you a beaver? Cause dam !

    Are there 21 letters in the alphabet? Oh yeah, I forgot U R A Q T.

    Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

    I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.

    You’re such a good catch. I think I’ll use my only Master Ball on you.

    If I were a Clefairy I’d Double-Slap dat ass.

    Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

    You put the “Bone” into Cubone.

    When I’m around you, I am like a Geodude - as hard as a rock.

    I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

    I heard Meowth is not the only mischievous pussy in town.

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  • Hey girl, are you Irish? 'Cause my penis size is Dublin.

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  • Did you fall from heaven? Cause I got an erection

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  • "I lift things and put them down,"

    You asked for a pick-up line...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7gzmoqmL7g

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  • Pick up lines through time:
    The First https://youtu.be/XdiwKd7Rd2Q
    Somewhere in the middle static.messynessychic.com/.../flirt2.jpg
    Nowadays http://i.imgur.com/YCy8QQl.jpg

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  • I'm not staring at your boobs I'm staring at your heart

    Do u want good sex tonight? No? Good come with me

    Roses are red violets are blue I have a gun get in the van

    Bby r u from Tennessee cuz let's fuck

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  • Are you lost ma’am?

    Because Heaven is a long way from here.

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  • I think this would probably be the corniest one, but "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

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  • Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see.
    Lol I'm from Tennessee 😁

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  • U make me breathless ❤️

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  • High girl, I love your tits. Will you marry me?

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  • If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber ;) @heavenlyhannah

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  • On a scale of 1-10 you are like probably a 5.. but its ok because I have low standards.

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  • *lick my finger, wipe it on her shirt*

    Let's get you home and out of those wet clothes.

    :D

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  • Hey girl
    Who needs pick up lines when you have a huge dick 😏

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  • "I think you dropped something... oh your standards, hi I'm Steve."

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    • 1mo

      "Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you have my privates standing at attention..."

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    • 1mo

      Lol, you should follow me! I like the military joke! ;) I'm an mcjrotc cadet!

    • 1mo

      Will do!👌

  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

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  • Somebody call 911, you're so hot you're on fire

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What Girls Said 7

  • I usually Han Solo but I wouldn't mind playing with your lightsaber ;)

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  • Hey girl, I like coffee you want some cream?

    Are you a lightbulb cuz you're turning me on.

    whoo hoo those arms look like they can carry my babies

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  • I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!

    On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.

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  • I think I shall call you "Wrench"... because when I look at you, my nuts tighten

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  • Is $20 enough for you to... chisel my wisel?

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  • Hey girl, are you a light switch 'cuz you turn things on ;)

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  • If the guy's mechanically inclined- "Is that a torque wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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