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Did you fall from Heaven? I ask because you're face is kind of fucked up"2
Do you work at subways? Cause you give me a footlong.
I wish you were my big toe so I can bang you on my table.
Girl, are you a beaver? Cause dam !
Are there 21 letters in the alphabet? Oh yeah, I forgot U R A Q T.
Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.
You’re such a good catch. I think I’ll use my only Master Ball on you.
If I were a Clefairy I’d Double-Slap dat ass.
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
You put the “Bone” into Cubone.
When I’m around you, I am like a Geodude - as hard as a rock.
I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
I heard Meowth is not the only mischievous pussy in town.
I think this would probably be the corniest one, but "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."
I'm not staring at your boobs I'm staring at your heart
Do u want good sex tonight? No? Good come with me
Roses are red violets are blue I have a gun get in the van
Bby r u from Tennessee cuz let's fuck
Are you lost ma’am?
Because Heaven is a long way from here.
High girl, I love your tits. Will you marry me?
Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see.
Lol I'm from Tennessee 😁
*lick my finger, wipe it on her shirt*
Let's get you home and out of those wet clothes.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber ;) @heavenlyhannah
On a scale of 1-10 you are like probably a 5.. but its ok because I have low standards.
Who needs pick up lines when you have a huge dick 😏
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Somebody call 911, you're so hot you're on fire
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.
I think I shall call you "Wrench"... because when I look at you, my nuts tighten
Is $20 enough for you to... chisel my wisel?
Hey girl, are you a light switch 'cuz you turn things on ;)
If the guy's mechanically inclined- "Is that a torque wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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