I know this is a stupid and awkward question but i named mine "mr. Samaros", i consider it a living creature because it wakes up every morning before i wake up :D.
Does your dick has a name?
What Girls Said 4
my boyfriend named his0
Don't forget it's attached to you and every decision you let it make, you have to deal with...1
What Guys Said 20
Max Payne.. just kidding.. that name does make sense sometimes;-(
Other good names
Don Juan.. because he knows how to turn women in to putty in my hands;-)
Drug dealer... because once she gets it.. she's hooked and keeps coming back for more;-P
Here's a site that has a list of dick names,
LOL... some funny ones from that site:
★ Weapon of ass destruction
★ Dora the explorer
★ Womb raider
★ Veinous Maximus
★ Puff the one-eyed dragon
I call it "B4T C0CK"1
Lol it doesn't have a name yet xD , my future wife might name it lol😂2
My penis has a 1st name. It's G-I-A-N-T
My penis has a 2nd name. It's P-E-N-I-S
I love to jerk off every day
And if you ask me "why?" I'll say...
Cause GIANT PENIS has a way with V-A-G-I-N and A
I never got around to giving it a name, I will have to have a think about it.0
Crunchy Taco Supreme.0
Richard P. Johnson, Jr. :-D0
Yeah I named him a soldier.. haha 😎0
My penis is called my ego, because if you stroke it gets bigger.1
It's called Tablet or Samsuing Galaxy Tab 7(inch)0
no I think it's ridiculous to name it
it's just a dick0
It does not have a name0
No, it doesn't.0
The Pussy Destroyer.0
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