Does your dick has a name?

I know this is a stupid and awkward question but i named mine "mr. Samaros", i consider it a living creature because it wakes up every morning before i wake up :D.


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What Girls Said 4

  • I call him "boyfriend".

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  • Dick

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  • my boyfriend named his

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  • Don't forget it's attached to you and every decision you let it make, you have to deal with...

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What Guys Said 20

  • Max Payne.. just kidding.. that name does make sense sometimes;-(
    Other good names
    Don Juan.. because he knows how to turn women in to putty in my hands;-)
    Drug dealer... because once she gets it.. she's hooked and keeps coming back for more;-P

    Here's a site that has a list of dick names,

    LOL... some funny ones from that site:
    ★ Weapon of ass destruction
    ★ Dora the explorer
    ★ Womb raider
    ★ Veinous Maximus
    ★ Puff the one-eyed dragon

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  • I call it "B4T C0CK"

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  • Lol it doesn't have a name yet xD , my future wife might name it lol😂

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  • My penis has a 1st name. It's G-I-A-N-T
    My penis has a 2nd name. It's P-E-N-I-S
    I love to jerk off every day
    And if you ask me "why?" I'll say...
    Cause GIANT PENIS has a way with V-A-G-I-N and A

    ☺️☺️☺️☺️

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  • I never got around to giving it a name, I will have to have a think about it.

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  • I call it... Lil' Jon!
    s2. quickmeme. com/img/06/0689d26cacc9c8834366e9c14090658d556be68972d8377a7ec70e80fd1b1947. jpg
    :p :p :p

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  • Crunchy Taco Supreme.

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  • Richard P. Johnson, Jr. :-D

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  • Tiny😂😂

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  • Longfellow Deeds.

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  • Yeah I named him a soldier.. haha 😎

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  • Nope.

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  • ... Jordan

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  • My penis is called my ego, because if you stroke it gets bigger.

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  • It's called Tablet or Samsuing Galaxy Tab 7(inch)

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  • no I think it's ridiculous to name it
    it's just a dick

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  • It does not have a name

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  • No, it doesn't.

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  • The Pussy Destroyer.

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