What is your story?

What is your story?
Mine: I ate a toothbrush because I've got abs lmao

Yeah that makes sense 😂


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  • "I ran naked with my best friendbecause I have double D's"

    Dafuqqqq lol. UNTRUEEE :D

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  • This so so freaking hilarious. "I needed your mom because I'm a pimp"

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  • " I shot a horse because I'm sexy like that."

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  • Omg... lol.

    I "Stabbed a homo because im sexy like that"
    I do a have a little bit red on my shirt too, if go with that.
    I "Stabbed a homo Because I have amazing boobs"

    Pretty bad either way, lol.

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  • I ran naked with a pornstar because I love to snort cocaine.

    Sounds like a typical Tuesday afternoon.

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  • I shot a homeless guy because I love marijuana

    Well he had it coming lol

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  • I smoked with a condom because I'm a pimp.
    8)

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  • Mine is a bit depraved.
    "I ate the Kool-Aid man because I love to snort cocaine

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  • I smoked with Paris Hilton because I had to. lmao I wouldn't do it otherwise :P

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  • Apparently I ran naked with a French fry because I love Marijuana.

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  • I slept with a pornstar because I've got abs.

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  • I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because I'm sexy like that.

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  • i shot paris hilton, because im sexy like that. lol

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  • I cuddled with your mom because I'm sexy like that

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  • I smoked with the cookie monster because hoes keep stealing my tacos. Lmao

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  • I ate an Easter egg because I'm sexy like that...
    Seems legit

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  • I smoked with a homo because i didn't like the way she looked at me.
    April, 4, Yellow

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  • I shot a hippie because I'm sexy like that

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  • I shot the trojan man because I'm sexy like that...

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  • I fucked a girl and she got pregnant! this is a story..
    ps why did I tell you?

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