Mine: I ate a toothbrush because I've got abs lmao
Yeah that makes sense 😂
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What Girls Said 34
I beat your grandma because I have AMAZING boobs!1
I banged the Kool-Aid man because hoes keep stealing my Tacos.
Smh I knew I always knew taco was my soul mate 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this2
I smoked with a homeless guy because i'm sexy like that
I cuddled with some crackheads because im a pimp.1
I shot a toothbrush because I have double D's...1
I ran naked with a french fry because I'm a pimp.
I shanked a toothbrush because I'm a pimp?
The fuck? 😐😶😂😅1
I smoked with a teletubby because I'm gay lol 😂4
i beat your grandma because i'm sexy like that... holy cow...1
I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because I'm a pimp
Geez mine is weird lmao none of that stuff's happened to me, at least not yet.1
I ran naked with a mop because I'm gay?2
I needed the kool-aid man because I don't like the way he looked at me.1
I ate a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
I ate a teletubby because I'm sexy like that1
I shot a teletubby because I love marijuana.
I cuddled with a condom because i'm sexy like that lol1
I stabbed the trojan man, because I am good in bed.
Ooo, I am good in bed. Sweet. 😎😆2
I shanked a mop because I have Dd's. 😯1
Lol I beat a stripper because hoes keep stealing my tacos1
i shanked a toothbrush because i have a noodle in my nose, lol1
I needed some crack heads because I have double D's.
Mmmm bah. 😒1
I needed a map because I'm sexy like that.
Okay technically it should be
I needed a map because I've got abs. 🙈1
I needed a bag of weed, because I'm sexy like that 😏1
I beat your grandma because I live marijuana.
I stabbed a hippie because I love marijuana1
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What Guys Said 19
This so so freaking hilarious. "I needed your mom because I'm a pimp"1
" I shot a horse because I'm sexy like that."1
I "Stabbed a homo because im sexy like that"
I do a have a little bit red on my shirt too, if go with that.
I "Stabbed a homo Because I have amazing boobs"
Pretty bad either way, lol.1
I ran naked with a pornstar because I love to snort cocaine.
Sounds like a typical Tuesday afternoon.1
I shot a homeless guy because I love marijuana
Well he had it coming lol1
I smoked with a condom because I'm a pimp.
Mine is a bit depraved.
"I ate the Kool-Aid man because I love to snort cocaine2
I smoked with Paris Hilton because I had to. lmao I wouldn't do it otherwise :P1
I slept with a pornstar because I've got abs.1
I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because I'm sexy like that.1
i shot paris hilton, because im sexy like that. lol1
I cuddled with your mom because I'm sexy like that1
I smoked with the cookie monster because hoes keep stealing my tacos. Lmao1
I smoked with a homo because i didn't like the way she looked at me.
April, 4, Yellow1
I shot a hippie because I'm sexy like that1
I shot the trojan man because I'm sexy like that...1
I fucked a girl and she got pregnant! this is a story..
ps why did I tell you?1