What is your story?

What is your story?
Mine: I ate a toothbrush because I've got abs lmao

Yeah that makes sense 😂


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  • "I ran naked with my best friendbecause I have double D's"

    Dafuqqqq lol. UNTRUEEE :D

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    • 1mo

      Lmao at least it makes more sense than mine😂

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What Girls Said 34

  • I needed a porn star because I love to snort cocaine 😎#ThugLife

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  • I beat your grandma because I have AMAZING boobs!

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  • I banged the Kool-Aid man because hoes keep stealing my Tacos.

    Smh I knew I always knew taco was my soul mate 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this

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    • 1mo

      Lmao the kool aid man? And I thought I loves tacos 😂

  • I smoked with a homeless guy because i'm sexy like that
    LMAO

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  • I ran naked with a french fry because I'm a pimp.

    https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/55617934.jpg

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  • I ate a teletubby because I'm a pimp 😮 I sound like I ate a teletubby out lmaoo

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  • I ran naked with a mop because I'm gay?

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  • I shanked a toothbrush because I'm a pimp?

    The fuck? 😐😶😂😅

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  • I smoked with a teletubby because I'm gay lol 😂

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  • I stabbed a porn star because I'm a pimp.

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  • Lol I beat a stripper because hoes keep stealing my tacos

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  • i beat your grandma because i'm sexy like that... holy cow...

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  • I cuddled with some crackheads because im a pimp.

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  • I shot a toothbrush because I have double D's...

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  • I needed the kool-aid man because I don't like the way he looked at me.

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  • I banged a dog because I'm sexy like that... lmao

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  • I ate a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
    WTF? XD

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  • I ate a teletubby because I'm sexy like that

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  • I shot a teletubby because I love marijuana.
    Well okay

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  • I cuddled with a condom because i'm sexy like that lol

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  • I stabbed the trojan man, because I am good in bed.

    Ooo, I am good in bed. Sweet. 😎😆

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  • I shanked a mop because I have Dd's. 😯

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  • I tanged (?) a dog because I'm sexy like that

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  • I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because I'm a pimp

    Geez mine is weird lmao none of that stuff's happened to me, at least not yet.

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  • i shanked a toothbrush because i have a noodle in my nose, lol

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  • I needed some crack heads because I have double D's.

    Mmmm bah. 😒

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  • I needed a map because I'm sexy like that.

    Okay technically it should be
    I needed a map because I've got abs. 🙈

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  • I needed a bag of weed, because I'm sexy like that 😏

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  • I beat your grandma because I live marijuana.
    Sorry man.

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  • I stabbed a hippie because I love marijuana

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What Guys Said 19

  • This so so freaking hilarious. "I needed your mom because I'm a pimp"

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  • " I shot a horse because I'm sexy like that."

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  • Mine is a bit depraved.
    "I ate the Kool-Aid man because I love to snort cocaine

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  • Omg... lol.

    I "Stabbed a homo because im sexy like that"
    I do a have a little bit red on my shirt too, if go with that.
    I "Stabbed a homo Because I have amazing boobs"

    Pretty bad either way, lol.

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  • I ran naked with a pornstar because I love to snort cocaine.

    Sounds like a typical Tuesday afternoon.

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  • I shot a homeless guy because I love marijuana

    Well he had it coming lol

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  • I smoked with a condom because I'm a pimp.
    8)

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  • I smoked with Paris Hilton because I had to. lmao I wouldn't do it otherwise :P

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  • Apparently I ran naked with a French fry because I love Marijuana.

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  • I slept with a pornstar because I've got abs.

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  • I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because I'm sexy like that.

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  • i shot paris hilton, because im sexy like that. lol

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  • I cuddled with your mom because I'm sexy like that

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  • I smoked with the cookie monster because hoes keep stealing my tacos. Lmao

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  • I ate an Easter egg because I'm sexy like that...
    Seems legit

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  • I shot a hippie because I'm sexy like that

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  • I smoked with a homo because i didn't like the way she looked at me.
    April, 4, Yellow

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  • I shot the trojan man because I'm sexy like that...

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  • I fucked a girl and she got pregnant! this is a story..
    ps why did I tell you?

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