Annoying or awesome?

This guy in my first class was sitting in front of me and he smelled really bad. I tried to just ignore it but... I couldn'tšŸ˜. He fell asleep so I started spraying my perfume on him. By the time class was over he smelled like Ginger bread spice latte and looked semi put together because I used my lint roller to take off some hair he had on his black sweater. I was really bored Lmao. Dude is probably going to get laid because of me. Do you think he'll notice?


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  • Its a little childish I think, this isn't highschool anymore!

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  • Lol that's funny but a little mean. Next time he should get all that make up off of you.

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What Guys Said 27

  • I know your new calling. Cleaning up bums and homeless people so they can look presentable and get a job

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  • Why would anyone go through all of that effort I dunno lol...

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  • It would be hard to miss the scent of your perfume

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  • He'll never notice haha, you should tell him

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  • Yes, he will notice getting laid.

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  • 😂😂😂

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  • You did a good job. You should have opened his underwear and sprayed some perfume over there too because if you intent to get him laid by you , his center piece needs to smell nice.

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  • What did the people around you do or say? There's no way that shit went unnoticed 😂😂😂

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      They started ugly laughing and I just kept going... he was really knocked out.

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      That you would do that to him in front of other people... if I were your teacher, I probably would've lost it. Kudos to your teacher for keeping his composure 😂

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      Lol ohhh. Yeah, he's actually a really nice professor.

  • I wouldn't feel awesome by this. I'd feel so annoyed by him because he stinked up my space and I had to spray some of my own perfume on him.

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      Lol I meant am I awesome or annoying for doing this... it's okay sharing is caring.

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      awesome because you did him a favor lol.

  • Haha he probably felt all that love you gave him and will try to give you some of that ginger back ;)

    I hate stinky people... You did the world a favor lol Awesome

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      Lol ohhh no🙊 I don't want any lurv from him. Phewww! Good deed of the day is done.

  • he's forever in your dept

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  • He won't notice.
    That's awesome I would see the funny side

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  • Blow job 💁

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      That was random but I'm sure some of the guys here can give you a brojob.

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      Nah
      It means : great job+great job = blow job 💁
      Your calculation skills sucks

  • I bet you secretly like that smelly boy

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  • He probably noticed he smelled nice, but he'll probably be super confused and think a lot about it.

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  • Savage mate

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  • not funny. if you actually did it, that was brutal not kind. you made fun of him in front of everyone... .

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  • I don't believe you Autumn-Bunny lol

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  • XD 😂

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  • awesome!

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  • Funny shit😂😂👏

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  • Nah not coo'..

    You should have farted on him.. 😎

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  • You should've farted in his mouth while he was sleeping.

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  • I doubt he'll get laid because of that. Especially if a girl gets really close and she'll be able to smell his actual BO.

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  • Straight to hell you go

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  • thats nice :D

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  • Trollololol

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      Nah I actually did this... I'm nice like that. Some girls started ugly laughing and they took snaps of it... so I guess I'll know on Wednesday if he found out.

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      Ewwwww!!

What Girls Said 8

  • lol. I'm literally rolling all over the floor

    Like really how bad did he smell?

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      Hahaha why? Ngl he smelled like he was hungover and threw up on himself.

  • LMAO jeez you took care of him lol he should notice and thank you 😂

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  • Lmao. Best story of the day so far. xD

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  • Win.

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  • lol A Lint roller? How'd he not feel it?

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      Yes I carry one in my backpack. I don't know I think he was hungover or something.

  • Awesome... definitely awesome.

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  • lmfao this cracked me up

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  • You're a true dumbass.

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      Thanks friend... would you like me to help you? I can smell you from here

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      Honey I smell good all the time. I don't need your smelly as perfume. Terrible taste by the way.

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      Its a body spray and meh someone gave it to me. Smells alright.

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