NAME 6 things YOU WISH to LEARN to DO?
Most Helpful Guy
Change a tire (yes, I'm a 27 year old man, and can't even change a flat tire)
Do an oil change (again, 27 year old man, and don't know how to change the oil of a car)
coexist with coworkers. I'm not currently working but, I've had some bad experiences. My best friend was telling me that, running a business (which he does), is easy, but, it's the people that are the hard part.. dealing with hiring people who he thinks will be good workers, is what he hates.
virtuoso (extremely good) musician. if i was, i'd have a job by now. i'm just average at them.
andddd, the biggest, and most important would be, the one that has affected my entire life, physically, and that's, re-training myself to use the bathroom. this year, i found out that I have a disease called "Hirschsprung disease". Basically it says that my large intestine (colon) isn't working.. and didn't allow me to poop normally. It would pile up and pile up, until at one point, it would become so backed up, that, it forced its way out, all because it doesn't work/dead. I currently have what's called an ostemy bag, which, is a hole in my stomach, with a red ball like object, that allow me to poop in to the bag, in liquid form. I have the option of having surgery on my colon, in which they would cut out the infected part, and then i would have to relearn how to poop, using my anus again (so, essentially, right now, if a girl wanted to peg me with a dildo, it would come out clean, lol).. anyway. If I decided to do this though, there's a possibility of some side effects. The two major ones, are, because the colon is so close to it, that, the penile nerve might rupture, and in order to pee, i'd have to catheterize myself every time... and, when i try to masturbate, the cum would go back in, instead of out, which is called "retrograde ejaculation", rendering me, infertile, which is why, right now, i REALLLLLYYYY want to have a baby, before this operation, in case this happens0
Most Helpful Girl
Playing the piano
Learning more languages
Learning how to cook my favorite dish
Ignore other people's opinions (when they don't matter, of course)0