If a coconut has milk and hair does that make it a mammal?

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7d So, how many of you thought this was a serious question? Because it's not.

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What Girls Said 11

  • No. It's just called 'milk' because, like cow milk, it is a sweet, milky white cooking base. The color and rich taste of coconut milk can be attributed to the high oil content and sugars, another similarity it shares with milk produced by mammals.

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  • Coconuts don't give birth, they are a plant.

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  • They don't birth live young or have vertebrae or warm blood, but other than that, sure! ^-^

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  • No bc coconut babies do not enjoy their moms coconut milk.

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    • 8d

      How do you know that? Have you asked the baby coconuts?

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    • 7d

      @Pac-Man perfect! So it shall be. Our intro should be something similar to darwin too like.. "i've done research on these nuts and found remarkable things. Things the church won't agree with.."

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      Deez Nuts xD okay that sounds promising, I am hooked.

  • Thought it would have to have boobs though lol

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  • Go to school, and ask your science teacher. :D

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    • 7d

      I know they're not mammals i just think it's funny.

  • I wouldn't call it hair.

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  • It sure does.

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  • No a mamal needs to have a ciculatory and skeletal system.

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  • You're like this: "When Plato gave Socrates's definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man." After this incident, "with broad flat nails" was added to Plato's definition." :')

    Mammals don't need hair though; dolphins and porpoises and whales and dugongs etc. are mammals

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  • i don't think so, but it can be a long lost relative of your balls

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What Guys Said 4

  • You get A+++++++ in biology from me.

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  • while they are common properties of a mammal, they are not required, and as such do not form the definition of mammal

    dolphins are mammals

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  • If my penis does whatever it wants to, does that make it an individual? The world may never know

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  • It has to give birth to live young. Unfortunately, coconuts are eggs.

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