Search Results: rockabilly girls with tattoos

#1The 5'1 NBA Recruiter

This chick must work part time as a potential NBA recruiter. Why, you ask? Because she will ONLY talk to you if you're 6'4. The real kicker is that she's 5'1 with shoes on and can't get on most adult sized roller coasters. This girl usually has a laundry list of requirements like CIA Girl but more so about your looks rather than personal stuff. She's usually a 6/10 that looks like a 8/10 because she's a wizard with makeup.



#2The Rockabilly Girl
This girl thinks that covering herself with crappy tattoos and wearing odd clothing qualifies her as a 1950's pinup model. I thought pinup models were supposed to be classy? These girls generally have a weird odor too them as well. Probably because she tries to buy perfume that most girls don't wear to be "unique." Well... there's a reason no one wears that perfume, it smells like Jack Black's taint grease. The sad part about the rockabilly chick is that she does have a cute face but she's ruined her body with crappy tattoos and sh*tty clothing.


#3The real Woman

Body type: athletic
Sport Played: Softball (catcher)
weight: 180 - 200lbs
bodyfat %: depression

This girl somehow thinks she's athletic. I didn't know they considered food eating competition participants athletes. This girl usually rants and raves about how she's in love with the gym and lives there. This gym must be located in the back of the local BBQ grill joint because she hasn't been under 150lbs since she was 11. This girl will also talk about her curves and how more women need to eat.


#4 The No Way To Contact Girl

This chick is either broke or a part time drug dealer. Phrases like "my phone doesn't send text messages" or "add me on kik instead!" whenever you ask for her number. If you do somehow get her to message you, there's a 99% chance that she has a sh*tty android phone that's 5 years old. What cellular plan is she on you ask? T-Mobile or Virgin Mobile. These types of girls also tend to be escorts and strippers as well.