I need some new ways to jerk off?

The same old thing is getting boring to me and I need to come up with more ways to masturbate. I don't have lube in my dorm room just lotion so I... Show More

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  • Buy a jar of miracle whip.

    Microwave for 30 seconds or until warm to the touch but not hot.

    Insert penis.

    Repeat.

    It's supposed to feel like a real p*ssy.

    Asker upvoted
    • hmm I'm interested now lol...little embarrased to try it

    • I read about it in "The Guide to Getting it On." as a cheap way to make a fleshlight.