I need some new ways to jerk off?

The same old thing is getting boring to me and I need to come up with more ways to masturbate. I don't have lube in my dorm room just lotion so I use that sometimes but I just need some new techniques to try

 

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  • Buy a jar of miracle whip.


    Microwave for 30 seconds or until warm to the touch but not hot.


    Insert penis.


    Repeat.


    It's supposed to feel like a real p*ssy.

    • I read about it in "The Guide to Getting it On." as a cheap way to make a fleshlight.

    • hmm I'm interested now lol...little embarrased to try it

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    Go to an adult store or search for some lube on amazon. Invest in a fake vagina.

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    if you can't bent your back, try cutting your c0ck first, rofl.

    bondage

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    once I tried this, but I felt depressed afterward. "So this is my life, jacking off with a banana, so it resembles a vagina?"

  • I never actually knew there were more ways than one. I mean, you grab it and jank it, no?

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