I was dumped an hour ago. My BF dumped me Im toasting for it, he dumped me cause of his ex that had cheated on him twice!
Im having the best night of my life what about you?
Now tell me jokes or anything!
Most Helpful Guy
Guy walks to the beach and sees a girl with no arms and no legs crying. He approaches her and asks her "what's wrong honey"? She says "I have never been kissed before", so he bends down and gives her a quick kiss. The nest day he goes back to the beach. Again he sees the same woman with no arms and no legs crying. He approaches her and says "what is wrong this time sweetheart?"... she says " no one has ever fondled me". So... he looks around to see it's safe and fondles her tits rather quickly and he walks off. The next day he goes to the beach and he sees the same girl with no arms and no legs and sees she is crying yet again. He says "now what's wrong this time?"... she says..."no one has ever fucked me"... so... he looks around and sees no one looking and picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says "now you're fucked".0
Most Helpful Girl
Yay! Good on you. If I knew you, I'd toast with you haha1