Funniest way to dump someone?

What is the funniest way you have broken up with someone in the past?

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  • I texted one of them 'guess who's on the next train to dumpsville...'

    No I'm kidding I don't see the sense in being mean or make fun of someone just cause they sucked in bed.

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  • Take the girl/guy to a Chinese restaurant and have the waiter insert slip of paper with, "I want to break up!", written on it into his/her fortune cookie.

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  • I wouldn't do this...
    Have them proofread your profile on a dating site.

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  • I would basically quote the boss from office space: yeahhhh, we're going to need you to pack up and move to your parents house

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  • I tell her 6 words: You Look Fat In Those Pants. - Barney Stinson

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  • You and I?
    The letter after Q?
    What I did with the ball (past tense)?

    1. We
    2. R
    3. Threw

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  • I don't think "humor" and "break-ups" mix well.

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