So please keep the comments about me being petty down to a minimum and even if you do think I am can you help me think of a way to shove this in his face in a classy way?
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I wouldn't worry about getting back at him. Sometimes continuing to be yourself and killing him with kindness is the best thing you can do. If he happens to see you with the new guy, he will see the new guy appreciating what he has that your ex missed out on. What he should see is you smiling and being happy, and hopefully not the car and the money (us guys have a tendency to believe that women want to "marry up" in the socioeconomic sense) By being happy, that should be enough to know that he probably should have a plan in life, but not necessarily try to one up others either.