My girlfriend broke up with me , so time to get emotional. Tell me about your heartbreak, a short love or leave me a funny joke?
What Girls Said 10
My boyfriend and I met when we were 16. At 18, I broke his heart. At 21, he broke my heart. Now, at 22, we're back together and we're in it for the long haul. It was a long and complicated road, but we're thankful for it. Neither of us could be happier.1
List of Things I'd Do:
-bring you ice cream while you watch Netflix
-cook you Ramen noodles and a grilled cheese sandwich
-wash your car while you take a nap
-discuss all the ways your ex was at fault while I massage your back
-twerk backwards in my yoga pants as you laugh at my dorkitude
-scratch your scalp and play with your hair
-bake you cookies
-any other small things that'd make you laugh or feel better :)1
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I went out with a guy that dumped me. I was sad for a little bit and then I decided to just go be awesome instead. The end.0
Well, Ill just foretell you what I foretold him u_u (my other guy friend ;w;) If you ever want to have another partner, you just have to go out there... and do it ;w; Youve got to learn how to be tight and loose... at the SAME TIME O_O.0
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year0
My boyfriend went to college (he was a year older than me) and ceased contact with me. A few months later, his parents saw me with a friend of mine. They had texted him to text me to look up, but he told them that he no longer spoke with me. His parents approached me and said, "We're sorry, our son is an idiot. How've you been?"0
What Guys Said 6
Umm, ok ^_^ my first real relationship lasted a year, started when i was 16 and i had no idea about girls, relationships or any of that junk... i literally just sat and played games and drew, had no interest in that world, but alas, i found myself liking this girl and she claimed to like me... long story short, she was abusive.. to the point she snapped my collar and stabbed me a couple times.
i thought it was "normal" or that i deserved it.. so never said anything o_o
then to top it all off... i refused to have sec with her (ain't giving my v card to a nut job) and so she went out and cheated on me... which got her pregnant and made her stay with her new fella
now... many years later
she lives with her parents and 5 siblings in a 2 bedroom house
she has 2 kids to 2 different dads
ain't worked a day in her life (even her parents raise her kids)
and she has a criminal record lol
sometimes... things need to happen :3
you'll be ok buddy ^_^ chin up
oooh and a joke
Stole this from Reddit, but hilarious:
A redheaded man walks into a bar and sits next to another redheaded man. He orders a Guinness, and the 2nd redheaded man turns to him. "I'm guessing from that accent you're from Dublin?" he asks, in an Irish brogue. "Of course!" the 1st guy exclaims, "here, bartender, get this guy a Guinness, too." Their exchange continues:
1st: Lemme ask you, what street did you grow up on?
2nd: St. Catherine Street. And you?
1st: St. Catherine Street, same as you!
2nd: Here, bartender, get this guy a Jameson! What school did you go to?
1st: St. Jospeh's Boy's Academy.
2nd: Son of a bitch, I went to St. Joe's too! Bartender, get this guy a Jameson!
This continues, and as they find they had the same teachers and knew the same neighborhood kids, they proceed to get louder and drunker until a guy at the other end of the bar asks the bartender, "What's up with those two?" The bartender shrugs and says, "It's the O'Shaughnessy twins, they're drunk again."0
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at 14 i had a girl who liked me a lot.. and as always, sent all her girl friends to come convince me that i should ask her out. i was stubborn at first (i had never dated or asked anyone out for that matter). eventually, i succumbed cuz she was, well, pretty and sexy, and i was the kid with acne lol. so i one day asked her out and she still had the nerve to tell me she will answer later. later in the lunch line, her friends come running up screaming "she said yes, she said yes"... ok so here i am, clueless about girls or dating, while dating someone. no idea. I tried tho, by copying. 3 and a half weeks later, she walks up to me and tells me straight to my face that she is dumping me... in front of all my friends. That was fun lol.0
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Trust me you will get over it, it just takes some time0
I met my ex at the arcade in six flags, she was playing dance dance revolution i noticed her when she was playing a song called : a brighter day i was like OOO THAT'S MY SHIT!!!
When i look at the machine i see this long silky ponytail and a nice booty and approached i asked her what her name was etc and i said im byako after introductions we had a wager if i can beat her on her favorite song she would give me her number.
If she won i give her my stuffed superman doll. We played and she crushed me in it lol but since i was making her laugh and all sorts of stuff and i got her # but lost my superman stuffy );
After Four months She told me she was going to new york for college i wanted the best for her and said be the best you can be babe. After fucking for the last time she left the next day.
And then i made plans to move to georgia and work with my father and live my life.
And yes i do miss her0
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