Goood come back text to my ex?


ASAP GOOD COME BACK TO THIS?
My ex is tying to make me jealous and it's bloody hilarious, what's a good come back to this I need help in this conversation!

Updates:
I said: "lol what, your hand?"
He said: "I find that kinda funny, cause I feel like I'm getting more than you.."
I said: "Well unlike you, I'm not sexually obsessive."

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What Guys Said 5

  • Say his mother doesn't count

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  • "insert mate's name" has bad morning breath. You better keep some mouthwash nearby.

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  • "Enjoy your quality time with your right hand!"

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  • I think he is trying to make you jealous otherwise he wouldn't have told it to you

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    • I know that's what I said

  • You still talk to your ex? Now that's the hilarious part

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What Girls Said 5

  • You mean the five sisters?

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    • LOL how is this downvoted, as according to her update, that's basically what she ended up saying only without the euphemism.

  • Sounds like it is not even worth your time. I wouldn't bother playing games. Could always leave it and then if he texts you later just say sorry you were busy?

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  • your mates right?

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    • Hardly

    • he said he's going out with his mates and will end up in someone's bed, so I said he's going to end with one of his mates

    • if I was you, I would cut off whatever ties I have with my ex and that would be the best comeback ever

  • Don't reply, he probably wants a reaction from you. Plus he's an EX...

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    • I know I just find it super entertaining

  • Sorry, just got your text. I was up all night getting fucked. I'll text you back after morning sex.

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