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Getting over him is a matter of realizing that you have lost nothing. You never actually had what you thought. He could not be less useful to you if he were made of paper-mâché.
As far as revenge, honey, just sit back and wait. People like that are a punishment to themselves. He is in for a whole life of pain because he will keep making decisions with his penis and the rest of him will pay the price.
Go out and live your life and never give him another moment of your valuable time.1