My ex keeps telling me he can't move on. We broke up about eight months ago.. All he does is call me and text me. I don't mind being friends but it is a little annoying. Should I do something or am I hopeless?
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You can completely cut communications with him (block him on MySpace/Facebook/whatever).. that will take maybe a couple more months for him to get over you. He'll live in misery, but you won't have to deal with it.
Or you can take the nicer path, and annoy the hell out of him, until he doesn't like you anymore. This will help him get over you real quick.. although, it'll make you look bad.
So, if you don't want to deal with it-- go option one. If you want to make it easy for him-- go option two.
I'm sure there is some subject he is sensitive about.. Like (and these are just examples) abortion. Or religion. Or say, if he's black, say you would never date a black person. Or if he's white, say you only like black people, or hispanics.. or whatever.. It'll completely turn him off. Again, it makes you look bad and may not necessarily be true.. but it does the job. And it makes it a whole lot easier for him to move on.
"Lies are often much more plausible, more appealing to reason, than reality, since the liar has the great advantage of knowing beforehand what the audience wishes or expects to hear."