Can someone think of something really really mean and funny to say back to my friends boyfriend?

My friend's boyfriend said she has no hobbies and she struggles to socialize and it's all her fault their relationship is struggling.

Can anyone think of anything really really mean and funny to say back to him for her to break up with him? A cookie to the funniest, cleverest, and meanest!
I told her to say "My favorite hobby is dating people who aren't bitchy little cunts, which is why I haven't been able to do it since I started dating you."


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  • But if we come up with your burns for you how will you ever learn to make your own?

    (Seriously though your friend just needs a new boyfriend)


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  • Need more details. But for now.

    When ever she talks say
    Here put this in your word hole.

    Best I got been up all night spring cleaning. Lol


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