Most Helpful Guy
I aught her pooping so I broke up with her. She said she's off to go pee while we're watching a movie, now she's been in there for 5 minutes so now I know something was up.
I knocked on the door and asked if everything was okay, she said yes she'll be right out... Her voice was labored and I became suspicious... So I yelled " I'M COMING IN ", she screamed no, but there was no stopping to this. I smashed through the door and I see her sitting on the toilet seat. I told her to get the **** up, she didn't so I threw her off myself.. I looked inside the toilet, and just as I suspected, a god damn log, ***** you better pray this isn't yours. I looked around and saw no pet in sight. I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me and said I was crazy and that she's calling the cops, all that while the toilet paper was on her hand. I told her no need to call the cops because i'm breaking up with u, u some kinda poop whore. and that was that.
I feel like a new man already and I'm off to find a woman who doesn't poop.
Most Helpful Girl
We were long distance and he had cheated on me twice.