Not that I'm going to do this. My best friend got dumped and I'm trying to help him by giving him example of how it could be worse.
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Play him the beginning of the movie oldschool.
Might as well watch the whole movie, tbh.
Or ... you could refer him to one of the cases in the u.s. of guys who after divorce, wife revealed the kids weren't theirs. They lost custody of the kids, but the courts also ruled they had to pay child support going forward anyway because they'd behaved as fathers, and there's like a 1 year statue of limitations on legally challenging paternity.