I had a guy initiate a break up, then I agreed to end it and then ALL HELL BROKE LOSE! it was like he went through seven levels of crazy. lol first he tried telling me he was going to kill himself, then he tried to make me jealous by lying saying he cheated on me, and then after a 2 and a half hour break up, he pretends to shake out of a trance, back into reality where he doesn't know what's going on or why I'm talking about breaking up for. claiming that he hit his head and the medication he was taking makes him lose large portions of his day and say things he doesn't mean. At this point I laughed so hard because I never knew he was crazy until we broke up! And because it was his idea to break up and then he put on such theatrics I couldn't hold back my laughter and I didn't feel bad about it. what are some of you weirdest/craziest/funniest breakup stories?
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Well, my ex DID cheat on me, that's a large part of why I dumped her, among many many other reasons. She was insanely jealous. That didn't change after the breakup. She got crazy jealous and accused me of cheating, or that there was someone else. She claimed she was going to kill herself, and from what I recall, she tried, by swallowing a ton of pills. She got her friends to call me up, all the time, and give me all kinds of shit saying "how dare you." for breaking up with her, defending her honor, telling them lies. One time (a couple months after the breakup) she heard about me getting with someone else, and the next thing I know she's sent some thugs after me. This is the BIG ex for me, and yeah, she was crazy as hell.
I've had another girl break up with me, and then call the cops, saying I'm stalking her. Kinda shut her down, considering there's be proof and witnesses contradicting her statements. (Oh and I'm not talking Facebook stalking, this was before the big Facebook, and to this day I STILL don't use Facebook, or pretty much ANY social network)
Blarg... I could go on about all the crazy girls I've had troubles with. All the ways they would utterly try to screw me (and not in a literal sense) anytime I broke up with them, or stood up for myself, or even the girls I just simply rejected. Man, some of these stories would astonish you about on par with my first one. Seriously, it's happened to me so many times, for a while there, I was starting to feel pretty misogynistic, and ready to declare all women as crazy batshit fucking loco, and give up.
I think the stories I've given so far are enough. I think if I keep going on, it will only make me look like I'm telling big-fish tales or something. (I'm not, by the way.) So rather than go on about it, I'll end it here. Besides, why dwell on the past. I have a good woman now, who defies all cynicism. We're deliriously happy, and have been together for years now. Better to focus on that. If anything good about the crazy women of my past can be said, it's that I appreciate a good woman all the more.5