Stupid break up lines

what are some of the reasons have you given for breaking up and made the other person believe those reasons

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  • I've always had good luck with the "It turns out I'm gay" line.

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  • these are gold: link

    I'm guilty of using 'it's not you...it's me..." but the reality was that it was her :P

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  • I was "too smart" once for her. I'm not a physicist and she was a physicist.

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  • I want to wear camo to prom.

    This is how I was dumped a month before prom

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  • I speak the truth as much as sensitively possible so nothing stupid.

    But I can tell you the stupidest move to make (which isn't really a break up line more a threat) is when one party says "well I guess we should break up then". They never expect you to say OK and walk away. They're left sobbing and begging for you to take them back and you're celebrating your freedom. Stupid move. You can never be sure a girl is as into you as she lets on. May work the first 5 times but you can only push her so far.

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