Guys, what do guys do when girls aren't around?
What Guys Said 13
Usually men aren't quite as prissy/demure/gingerly/nimini-piminiy/prim,/prude/etc when they're among themselves. Not really interested in sparing anyone's feelings either.
It's rather surprising that by simply adding one woman into the group, even if she's lightspeed ugly, the entire dynamic changes.1
I begin to shake uncontrollably for a short period, once the transformation has completed it's cycle, I activate the super secret security panel in the back of my closet, which reveals a hidden door to a secret passage, which invariably leads to my (you guessed it) my secret lair, which is filled with all the latest technology, where I can execute all of my nefarious plans against all of humanity (insert diabolical laughter here). Just kidding, in all fairness most of my (non girl) time is spent doing the things I enjoy, playing on my computer, pursuing my hobbies (building models, drawing, reading). Does this mean that I'm up to no good, no not so much. I would say the one thing I do when my wife isn't around might be looking at po*n, and the only reason I do it then, is because I don't want to put that in her face as it were. I use that sort of material to get me excited to "take care" of myself, as my wife doesn't always want to have sex, so I do this to address my sexual needs while still remaining faithful to her. Do I love her any less or look at her differently after viewing adult material? No, it's not a replacement for her, in fact often times I think of her while in the process. Outside of that my activities and or behaviors don't really change much when she is not around.0
We talk about women, sports statistics, and movie quotes.1
I'd ask how the other guy is doing. Talk about or ask how [enter a sports team here] is doing. It depends on where they are and how they are feeling. If they already know each other, then probably talk about things they have in common. If they don't know each other, then probably find out when they enjoy. To be honest, we don't talk any differently if a girl isn't around as opposed to when one is around - at least I don't think. From my experience, we don't hide things from girls - unless one of us is a douche and is cheating on a girl. The guy might ask/request that I don't say anything.0
I am much more perverted. I don't show off as much either.0
When girls are not around you can see the guys actually personality! It would be so legit!0
Basically just have less care for hygiene and politeness. more noise and laughter. I don't know really0
Fart, burp, masturbate, and make a lot of weird noises around the house. with friends I'm a lot more immature than i would be if the girl I'm dating were to be there. not too much different but the immature shit i say and do when she's not there would definitely start arguments or make her feel embarrassed.0
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