Most Helpful Girl
If it's a man I have no connection to (other than friendship) and I know he's single, I don't care. But if I ever found out my husband had cheated on me in any way (whether that's with an escort, or a normal prostitute, or anything else) I'm divorcing him.
Most Helpful Guy
Rent some billboard space along a busy expressway, put your picture on it, and say that you paid a woman to go out with you