Most Helpful Girl
What do you look like?
Most Helpful Guy
I've seen some pretty gnarly people with girlfriends, kid.
Look, the best thing you can do for yourself is to stop worrying about it. Say "Fuck it" and go on your merry way. WHILE YOU ARE DOING THAT:
1. Work on your body. Get fit. You don't have to be buff, just get fit. Get Insanity or P90X and go to work.
2. You have to change a little, friend. Change is growth. You're interested in growing, aren't you? Well then, keep an open mind.
Maybe after you've mastered these two things you'll suddenly realized that you've picked up a girl along the way.