On a date, if this happens, what would you do?

Ok so you go on a date and your partner says or does something so funny that you laugh hard to the point that you couldnt breathe. While Laughing you inhale maybe smoke from outside BBQ, dust from dust air, or bug flies in your throught and now your caughing, caughing so hard that you accidentaly poop your pants... what would you do?

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  • I would die. My heart would fucking stop... and I would die. There is no other option. You CANNOT come back from something like that. lol

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  • I'd be embarrassed and laugh. I'd probably explain what happened, excuse myself, and tell that story a thousand times.

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What Girls Said 28

  • Depends on what date. If its the first. I would leave. I'm talking just get up and leave. Then never speak to him again. If I have been with that person long and we are comfortable with each other, I would still be embarrassed but able to laugh after the situation was resolved. :-)

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  • Not sure what I would do, but that would one hell of a first date story. I tell ya man, with a first date like that you might as well marry the girl so you guys have a great story to tell at your wedding lol.

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  • excuse your self to the bathroom take of your underwear go out to your car toss them in there / head home say you had a emergency forgot something you had to do and come back or stay home

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  • Run for the nearest bathroom here, dear.
    Good luck. xx

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  • I would say, You made me laugh the shits out of me.

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  • Wow, hope they don't notice, go to the bathroom and throw away my underwear.

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  • oh my gosh.. i would ask to be excused right away and not know what to do lol i would make an exxcuse that i had to leave

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  • DOWNPLAY THAT MOTHERFUCKER!! drink some water so that I stop coughing and go to the bathroom.

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  • Tell then they're so funny you just shit your pants. Then go to the bathroom

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  • i'd probably excuse myself to the ladies room, then kill myself. guys love when girls take the lead.

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  • Wtf did this happen to you? Other wise I wouldn't worry too much about this 😂

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  • Pray that that person is into scat. (Joke)

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  • throw away my panties

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  • Nah, I'd kill HIM... he is the only witness...

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  • Run out...

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  • Laugh like crazy lol.

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  • The chances of that happening tho lol

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  • Run to the restroom

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  • Run out the place!

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  • Aww I would cry 😔

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What Guys Said 25

  • Go to the bathroom, get rid of the underwear and clean up, then go back to her and explain while teasing her that it was all her fault. What else can you do?

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  • Lmao xD what? I'd play it out for a few then go tell her Id have to use the restroom, then I'd go and clean myself up... If it would be diarreah Id be fucked and tell her Id have to go and that I'd explain later xD

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  • Start to cough and then ask if you can go to the bathroom. Then literally go there and use antibacterial soap to wash that shit off as best as you can then you the hand dryer to dry it.

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  • Fake a phone call or text and get the hell out of there.

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  • I have the right answer my friends...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fQjFasDCo0

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  • If I inhale any of those I'd get asthma. It would be impossible for me to poop my pants at that point. :-/

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  • Excuse myself, leave the area, and go die somewhere.

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  • Wow I can't even think of what I would do in that situation lol

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  • I'd lower my head in shame. Knowing that my next date won't be happening.

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  • I would call out a dog n let it eat it n also lick my ass clean n again back to normal.

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  • Go to the bathroom throw underwear in trash clean up n act like nothing happned

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  • I'd never show my face in that place again and I wouldn't be able to face her.

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  • I'd smokebomb out of there asap

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  • Posting in poopie pants thread

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  • i would be so embarrassed for sure ;)

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  • hahahah i'd rather not se her again

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  • Get hell out of there by faking call tbh :p

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  • Bathroom. Clean up. Go commando.

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  • I would panic!

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  • Would get away from that spot..

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