Most Helpful Guy
I'm glad I made a copy/paste for a lot of the frequent questions here.
To be highly specific:
-slightly younger than me, by 1-3 years probably.
-slightly shorter than me, 5'1'' to 5'4'' ish.
-B cup breasts, larger A smaller C. Something in that range.
-Blonde or brown hair, long.
-green or blue eyes.
-petite, smaller frame.
-sporty, in shape.
-doesn't like pop or rap
-likes bands like Cake, RATM, Disturbed, E Street Band, The Rat Pack, Nightwish
-likes the movie "The Last Castle"
-plays an instrument (I play trumpet, it'd be nice if she could read music as well)
-"Nerdy", for fuck sake I play WoW.
-Must be a dog person
-Not a republican
Though honestly, to put it as simply as it can get, I'm looking for is a girl who is my best friend before anything else. And yeah, I have a list of preferences and likes/dislikes, but for her to become my best friend most of those are going to be met.
"All we want is somebody we can fight with like crazy and then have the kind of make-up sex that makes your left side go numb. Somebody who'll go to court for you and lie. Somebody who makes you horny even after they have puked in your car. Love. Somebody who you can be with for 65 or 70 years of your life so that at the end of the life, you're sitting on that porch of the house you bought together. And you're old, wrinkly, smelly, and poop through a hole in your side. And she's old, wrinkly, smelly, and can't remember your name. She just keeps calling you "the nice man". But you're still in love, and you're holding hands. And as you gaze into each other's milky cataract-filled eyes, your hearts well up, explode, and you both die."
- Christopher Titus.
Most Helpful Girl
- Tall or at least taller than me
- Dark hair (the darker the better)
- Tan or dark skin
- Dark eyes