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If anything, TV makes kicks in the groin look funny when they are really something that should be more socially taboo than punching somebody.
You probably got kicked in a way that didn't really yank the testicles. The scrotum is flexible and won't always be in a bad position.
If you did get kicked right at the wrong spot, you would be vomiting on the ground, and you would be on the ground for a while.
Incidentally, women's ovaries are as sensitive as men's testicles.