Most Helpful Guy
Go to some back alley apothecary and get a really gnarly love potion. Then pour it into his drink and wait for the false sense of love to spring forth and smother you with its unbearable clinginess.
Most Helpful Girl
That's not something you should try to force because for all you know, he may not truly be the one for you and you'll just end up wasting a bunch of your valuable time alive.