Why the heck do all these women fight over me?

it was at the grocery store these two old ladies was stading next to some water mollon, Anyway they stared arguing and I thought it was over watermolon prerence but the only molon they wanted was my head.

and all girl frends fight over me too..


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  • Even the shit that comes out of my ass looks good to an old woman

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  • Dude is that even a question? You are cuteguy22, all women will kill for you.

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  • I know that feel bro. One day you're just going to pick up a prescription and then boom you've 5 ladies all up in your kool-aid and getting and over the pants hanjo session. It's a curse but you're not alone.

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  • did someone say watermelon?

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  • Because you ate cheddar before bedtime!

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  • i love you bro!
    always give me the laughs

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  • I love your questions.

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