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*Que womanizing Italian guy voice*
Ok here s what you gotta do...
- Step one: Take her out to dinner, somewhere nice where there will be a lot of pretty girls around.
- Step two: Casually order
- Step three: Start checking out the ladies
- Step four: When she notices you just say something casual. You know nonchalant.
- Step five: Check out more of the ladies
- Step six: Turn to her and say "Yep, still the most attractive girl _____"
*End womanizing italian voice*
This blank can be filled with a number of endings here are a few
- "in the room"
- "This side of the DMZ"
- "This side of the planet" (only because of Emma Watson)
- " In the city"
- "In the country"
Also, for a more advanced maneuver... (starting after step five)
- Step Six: Pull out jewelry box
- Step Seven: Take out medium to large locket
- Step Eight: Say something like "I thought you were the most beautiful girl on this side of the DMZ until i saw the girl in the locket. Go ahead open it up"
- Step Nine: Watch as her face turns from pure rage to joy as she opens the locket to find... wait for it... a mirror!
Instantly the most romantic guy on the planet.