What would you do if you found out your long-time SO was secretly a cannibal?

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If s/he hasd't attempted to eat me up to this point (to my knowledge), it wouldn't bother me, and I wouldn't worry me...
Vote A
If I hadn't realized it before that point... then I guess s/he's not dangerous to *me*, but I'd definitely be prepared in case that changed...
Vote B
I would leave, but I might not be able to bring myself to turn him/her in to the authorities...
Vote C
No! Nuh-uh! That is *not* ok... I would leave immediately call the police...
Vote D
Well that explains the BBQ sauce and pocketknife s/he always carries around him his/her pocket... I thought s/he had people on his/her breath...
Vote E
Nom! Nom! Nom!
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