Cannibalism... you, madame, are a cannibal...
Human flesh is no more likely to cause disease than any other flesh. Most diseases related to cannibalism are prion diseases, like Kuru, and are almost certainly contracted from eating human brains. Kuru is a type of transmissible encephalopathy, very similar to mad cow, or CJD. Other than that, the only real problem would be the generally high fat content in most people's flesh.
@GingerBear good to know...But why put yourself through that? O:o
I'd say that the people who contract Kuru (tribes from PNG) don't know what the possible problems could be. Note that Kuru hasn't been confirmed anywhere in the world other than that area of PNG. Prion diseases are very uncommon in general.
I wonder why it's isolated to those people?
@peachblossomluck I doubt it is. I think it's just the most common there.
@gingerbear knows way to much about this. Call the popo. Now. O. o
@jjmarvin HahahaShe knows how to prevent it anyways... so she's good. xD
@LittleSally this is how zombie apocalypses are started 😵
Thanks for choosing me ^^
That's fucking romantic, man
Wow... Just like that?
You, sir, are a monster...
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I believe this.
Omg that picture
It's easier than it sounds, actually...
Legally? How. Did you hear about that case in Germany years ago?
No, what happened?
This guy gave the a-ok for another guy to eat his penishere's more of the storywww.huffingtonpost.com/.../...l-cop_n_6984004.htmland this toowww.theguardian.com/.../germany.lukeharding
O_O I'm not sure I wanna click that...
LOL at the seal:)
That's foul... you're my hero...
Care to elaberate?
Any recipes you'd like to share?
No recipe, It's just simple and delicious :P
So you would just carry on in the relationship for not knowing what else to do?
No I wouldn't know if I should kill them, call the police or simply break up with them and get a restraining order. If they just eat like dead people I guess there just disgusting and I would just break up with them but if they killed people then it would be one of the firat two would be my choice.
Maybe he picked a few up at the grocery store? tmThose folks that take like 100 items to express checkout are so tiresome...
The ones with the cell phones glued to their ears who have no idea what's going on around them would be easy targets, or eat their kids because the cell phone parents are ignoring them and they're just running around waiting to be your midmorning snack. You'll find these in the supermarkets as well and especially Wal-Mart.
I wonder what kind of humans are good eating, like the fat ones would fry up good but the muscular ones have more meat. However, they may have steroids in the meat... you could just eat average people but who likes average people? It would be a hard decision I would think...
Ugh... I dunno about walmartians... But Ya, kids are usually poorly watched after, and they taste great!
"my super ex girlfriend" meets "evil dead"
Come to think of it... wouldn't you be safe because he wouldn't want to eat a zombie?
@asker ideally they wouldn't eat people either
asker nope its because i am the one who will be supposed to attack people lol
Or possibly a gaggle of nuns?
WHO TOL YOU?(!)
What could he say? he's a people-person...
lol then again he may be doing us all a favor.
Hmmmmmm... Vegetarians tastes delicious !
@JuicyBrain Your username is perfect for this question lol
Even though she hadn't done anything to you?
Youave handcuffs on hand?
I carry handcuffs on me as well as a knife and a taser which is completely legal in Georgia where I live
Okay nvm then xD
That would usually be the case. Where else would he get the bodies?, the mortuary? I would leave too.
That or he has someone deliver him the goods. I can think of so many ways... lol. He might even get it from a willing participant (Aldrick Ames). Anyway, I have heard stories of necrophiles working in mortuaries to get close to dead bodies... and there's even a video of one on a porn website. I didn't think it was true until I saw the stitched head and the lifeless eyes... I couldn't watch any further.
You trusted her up to that point...
With new information brings change
Finger sandwiches, anyone?
Shhhhhh! Nobody suspects!
We all know.
It's not hard to tell. You're always on ablut it.
That's not true... And by that logic I should be a superhero too 😄😄
And don't get me wrong: cannibalism is awesome (people taste great), but that'd be a pretty shitty superpower...
You can't be a superhero. You look like a wrinkly old avocado.
Like Freddy Kreuger made a mouth baby with a topographical map of Utah...
I just can't keep a secret to save my life...
Funny you should mention it... I believe alligators will eat each other sometimes too...
Who knows lol I ate a alligator once, they taste like salty chicken lol.
Elk, moose, and bear are pretty good too!
Havn't had those I have eaten wild duck, wild deer, wild turkey and wild goose all are pretty good, duck is one of the best meats I have ever tasted though, beats even bacon.
You know what tastes really good, though?
Actually I read that we are quite tasty and this is coming from the cannibals themselves though I will never eat someone unless my survival depends on it and only if they are already dead.
Though I would rather not turn into a wendigo.
That's why you should always take a little hot sauce with you on the plane...
True or exotic mustard or BBQ sauce can't go wrong there.
Like... three metric fuck-tons
Then I'd better buy a bone grinder and start a vegetable garden.
Why? CannibAls are people too! 😬
Just kidding I would put her in Jail for life
Religeously... literally... literally "religeously"
Yeah I can't wait for season 3 to come out :D
O! It's a series now?
omg! Yes! go straight to the video store and get it. Its self-titled Hannibal, obviously they have a different cast but its still got all the gruesome and fantastic storylines. I will brief that there is the preparation and cooking ;)My brother can't even watch it, so its not for everyone but I bet you'll love it, and you will get use to it, so you can eat dinner :D
I tried getting it at the video store and the guy was like "we don't have it"I was like "why?"Then he's like "because it's 2015 and we don't exist anymore."... then i woke up in a cornfield. :/
Oh it should be out, maybe you need to go and buy it or watch it online :/
I think I Will 😄
Call them what? Pretty sure they get angry when you call them pigs...
I call them fatties and through a doughnut at them... They run faster then me though...
Throw* not through