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"I'm really horny right now. I can't wait until you get home, so I can ride you like a rodeo horse." Okay. It depends on exactly how tired I was. How busy it was. If I was extremely tired then, "I've made you a home cooked meal and also found the screener of the live action Attack on Titan movie which is on and waiting for you to press play... Also I'm naked and waiting for you in bed, so you can fall asleep next to a warm and smooth body after eating."
Yeah. I think that would do it.