Most Helpful Guy
"I'm really horny right now."
"I just won the lottery, and we never have to work again."
"I just bought this new bra. Wanna check it out for a minute and then throw it on the floor?"
"Wanna have sex?"
"Man, my boobs feel like they're getting really firm, but I'm not pregnant."
"I'm not pregnant."
"Turns out, I'm infertile. So we can have as much sex as we want without condoms or pulling out."