What takes so long? :p
Most Helpful Girl
Because we're literally doing 50 things that we saw on 20 tutorials, trying to perfect it, make it last, plus hair, plus outfit... fuck me sideways, even for a girl who doesn't wear makeup much if I'm going all out it takes like 2 hours!
I have to do my makeup (can take up to an hour) probably shower, do a prebrush of my teeth, pick my outfit, put it on, decide if I look bloated in it, do my hair... I feel tired just thinking about.
Most Helpful Guy
It's one of life's great mysteries. There's no point in challenging it be cause you will have about as much of a chance of making the sun rise in the west. When you interfere by talking or being within sight while they know you are waiting ends in her being annoyed at best or possibly being physically violent. So, just do what the rest of us do, pretend like you don't notice how long it takes, avoid eye contact while they are getting ready or engage in conversation. Just disappear until she's ready and be thankful it didn't take longer than it did.
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