haha XD You may have a chance, put down the gun and shave your face and body though. haha I need to find this girl for you.
You have to, i would do anything for you if you find her :'''''(
Lol, then ill find you mystery maiden by next exams
look at these fools smh
thanks @OrdinaryGentlemanyou da best with yo furry chest and creepy gaze
You're sexy af OP. Want to hook up? Not srs. Okay.. srs.
Anything for our men in uniform
Okay OP it's a date. Can you bring your guns and guitar hero?
I suck at guitar hero and those are broken airsoft guns, do you think she will go for me even if they are broken?
No op. Don't you realize will judge you based on the size of your glock? Can't be broken bro.
I get what you mean man, i took her out to the range and she couldn't shoot straight for jack. It must be a prostate problem
Lol. Go no contact OP. You are too good for her.
Yeah she can't handle my dashing personality.
I think it has more to do with that sexy ass chest hair and body of yours.
Well if it makes me hotter i also ride a vespa to my job at walmart where i am a stocker in the back, i requested to be a greeter but they won't let me for some reason
I would think with those facial aesthetics they would want you in the front forsure. Shame on walmart.
It could be that or i was putting little kids on my lap without a santa costume on. one of the two probably
That is perfectly acceptable. pedophilia shaming should not exist.
I know right? I just want to show them how the priest...you know what this is too far
there is a line
AHAHHA OP. there is never too far with me.
lol ill remember that, but this is gag not /b/ or misc. i have tried many times turn a comment section to something like that, it fails horribly here
Have an opinion?
Go for it! You have a chance! Lol
lol i wish i had all of those cool toys
How could she not want to be with you! Two guitars and some guns? Sounds like a fun date! :D
Am i rite?
You're probably going to have her friends calling you too! :D
ooohhh;)but i stay true to one when i am dating:P
That's good to hear :) Well, she's a lucky lady then! Faithful too, wow, you're the perfect man :)
Lol yes yes, but since you are a follower i don't look like that:P
How can I un-see this :'(
Why would you want to unsee all that loooooove
Because I want to be able to sleep in serenity at night z😭
Why are you about to shoot your peepee
cuz that's what is gonna get you this girl.. xD
I say you got a chance!
You got a chance there bud. ;)
Oh why thank you miss :P wait have you actually been one of the few to see a pic of me?
I'm scared for her.
smh, 16 year olds are always judgmental.
Bwhahahaha I approve this gif
No you are out of her league, buddy. Nice bod you got :P
I know, she can only dream of these voluptuous breasts
Those two guys who voted that this guy has a chance, are clearly delusional.
You are really mean, you aren't even a realist just a pessimist smhhhh
True. I'm a pessimist but I'm still right.
@vishna tell her my personality is awesome xD
I'm afraid that isn't enough
haha, oh snap! You heard it, personality isn't enough bro
If its any consolation i ride a vespa to my job at walmart ;(
Lame. Vesoas are so 2012. Segways and hoverboards are in.
Anon just wants ya for herself.
This Anon only wants to crush other people's dreams.
*vespa-its an old honda scooterI know @zagor i can't help jealousy
Lose weight and you might, just might have a chance.
Losing weight won't help. Balding, otherwise hairy, no sense of style, interested in guns, over 40 years old... there is no way some hot teen would be interested. Even if he was fit.
I think the guy is like 20, that's age on his profile. He can lose weight, get a good hair style and shave. Most people have potential to look good once they lose weight, after that it's about hygiene and grooming
And the girl might be pro gun
What do you mean no sense of style? I have all the style in the world... i even braid my pubes, sexy AF
Are you serious? The asker is clearly joking. I've seen this picture online before. But still, the guy in the picture has no chance.
Where do you think that pic came from!
lol i would show my real pic but you are anon.
Sure you would. What is wrong about being anon?
Whats wrong is i don't know who you are... you could be some creepy old guy with guns lying naked on a bed with guitar hero...
XD yeah. That was totally my picture.
Girls like musicians, I'm pretty sure she can look past the rest. And if that doesn't work, point one of those guns to her head... to get some head, HA! xD
Dark dude dark... but i think if i did a picture like that i probably would happy b day dude
I would date the person in the first pic, not the 2nd pic tho. Just not my type lol
Opposites attract! A grungy guy with a cutesy girly girl! :-P
lose some weight and get in shape, you have potential. Also better grooming might help
If you lost weight you could actually look liked he lead singer from Bullet.
Im flattered :')
Thank you :)
And your welcome bud :)
You do have guns.They sell for something don't they?
i was going to sell my body
I'd say she's out of your league
Whaaaa no way!
Never say never.
That girl ain't worth shit...I wouldn't give her the time of day
@OrdinaryGentleman how does that make you feel XD
broken @vishna broken