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I realize that someone in demand and popular like my catch
has to MAKE time for me and special events we share by stiffarming others, thus
when he returns to the real world, he has loads of homework to make up.
He might even be too exhausted to phone/text me before passing out for the night to do it all over again.
Thank goodness for guys' little heads that eventually get horny enough to remind them they have a girlfriend