Guys' favorite lies...Let's be honest here😂?

Name a guy's favorite lie?


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  • im busy

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  • www.quickmeme.com/.../...39d6d5fd9732f8ceb3047.jpg

    Fuck Terry Richardson though. Damn bastard.

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  • To hear or to tell?
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    "No one has EVER made me feel THAT before!"
    we know we aren't sex gods, but if we came and made her happy, some exaggeration to pad our ego doesn't hurt.
    To say?
    "I remembered. Yeah, it's taken care of. I actually started it 5 minutes ago!"
    No, I didn't. I completely fucking spaced it. Fortunately, she doesn't know that, and it will be done by the time she gets home!

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  • My dick is 8 inches lmfao.

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    • And that's why I try not to say my dick size to a girl. Let it surprise her.

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    • @blondfrog I blocked her so problem solved lol

    • I apologized a long time ago... they still kept going lol.

  • That's just a picture of a cousin.

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  • "Its okay, I understand."

    (Wtf is going on here)

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  • The Republican Party platform and ideology.

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  • For me it would be, "I'm fine."
    Say it all the time and usually I'm not.
    I just hide it a little better than most

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  • "I'm over you".

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  • I dont lie. i really don't, but after typing that, i realized, that IS a favorite lie.

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  • I'm not ready for a relationship.

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  • penis size, how fast the car is they drive, and how much money they make.

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  • No, your ass isn't fat.
    Of course once a week sex is enough
    I agree, sex should always be about loving the other person.

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    • Sex 3 times a week sounds more like it

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    • @Opalweed420
      Never be ashamed of your drives, high or low. People like to pretend that you choose how high or low your drives are - you don't, it's chosen for us by our genes.

    • Hahaha cool!!! Thanks

  • "I don't know what you are talking about " :D :D

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  • "Just a sec"

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  • when a your wife asks you if they look fat in this or how this make my butt look big in this of course we are going to say NO we want to live with her not in the dog house for the next 6 months

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  • "I swear that's not my kid!"

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  • "I'm Sorry"

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  • I don't lie. But when it comes to getting out of something, I find legitimate excuses to get out of something, or figure out what I've been procrastinating on. I feel when I lie, it comes to something.

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  • "I am so straight, you could have matt damon in front of me and I wouldn't wish I had his entire physical appearance."

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  • When a woman says to her friendshipzoned male friend "don't worry honey, you will make some girl lucky one day" That's the biggest fuckin lie on the planet.

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  • I'm only going out for a few beers. I'll be home in an hour or two. Lmao you know once you start it's never a few or just 2 hours.

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  • "I last 15 minutes bruh"

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  • come on it won;t hurt.

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  • No, your ass doesn't look big in those jeans.

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  • It doesn't matter how many guys you've been with!

    Yeah, I'm listening

    I like the blue dress better (both dresses look good, you always look good to me)

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  • i am single honest

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  • "You're beautiful."

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  • Saying I dont know or agreeing when they won't stop asking annoying questions or arguing.

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What Girls Said 29

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  • "No I don't know whose number that is, like OMGGGG it was just there when I got here"

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    • thats sad xD

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    • ouch :/ I hope you current boyfriend knows better than that

    • @Facepalm oh he does! His such an angel πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‡

  • I would never cheat.
    I don't want to dominate you.
    I won't cum in your mouth
    I'm not interested in a threesome
    You are all I'll ever need.
    You don't look fat in those jeans. (Ok, maybe that ones our favorite lie to hear)

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  • Oh someone already said it. (: I think your "beautiful" Piff! I am looking at him like he gone mad! haha!

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  • "I will never hurt you "

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  • I love you.

    😞

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  • "I don't know who's number it is"

    yyyyyeah...

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  • "i was out with the boys"

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  • She's just a friend

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  • You are more prettier than the other girl

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  • I don't have a girlfriend.

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  • It's not you, it's me.

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  • I love you now can we sleep with each other?

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  • "There is only you babe"
    "Sorry, I was busy"
    "I don't know what you're talking about"
    "Im tired"
    "My battery died"
    "I didn't see your text"
    "She's my cousin"
    :P

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  • I dont know why i filmed myself playing with my dick

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  • "She's my cousin."

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  • "you're the girl of my dreams"

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  • 'You're big'

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  • I'm too busy, sorry

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  • You are the only woman I like πŸ˜€

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  • "Yeah I'm happy with you"

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  • i love you lol

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  • "You don't look fat in that". Yeah, I have no idea lol

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  • "Youre the only one"
    "I love you"
    "Forever"
    "Baby i promise i would never cheat on you"

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  • "I will never hurt you , your heart is safe with me" :(
    "i want you and only you "

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  • "You are beautiful"...

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  • when he does something stupid: i did it for you

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  • It's not always about sex
    I only want a relationship
    She is just a friend
    You are the only girl for me
    Looks don't matter to me
    Race does not matter to me
    It's all about the personality
    I had to work late

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    • I'm single
      I'm not seeing anyone right now
      Most condoms do not fit me
      I got a big dick
      I'm good in bed

    • I'm not like those other guys
      I will respect you

  • "Trust me."

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