Guys' favorite lies...Let's be honest here😂?
What Guys Said 40
Fuck Terry Richardson though. Damn bastard.
To hear or to tell?
"No one has EVER made me feel THAT before!"
we know we aren't sex gods, but if we came and made her happy, some exaggeration to pad our ego doesn't hurt.
"I remembered. Yeah, it's taken care of. I actually started it 5 minutes ago!"
No, I didn't. I completely fucking spaced it. Fortunately, she doesn't know that, and it will be done by the time she gets home!
I don't lie. But when it comes to getting out of something, I find legitimate excuses to get out of something, or figure out what I've been procrastinating on. I feel when I lie, it comes to something.
I dont lie. i really don't, but after typing that, i realized, that IS a favorite lie.
when a your wife asks you if they look fat in this or how this make my butt look big in this of course we are going to say NO we want to live with her not in the dog house for the next 6 months
When a woman says to her friendshipzoned male friend "don't worry honey, you will make some girl lucky one day" That's the biggest fuckin lie on the planet.
penis size, how fast the car is they drive, and how much money they make.
For me it would be, "I'm fine."
Say it all the time and usually I'm not.
I just hide it a little better than most
"I am so straight, you could have matt damon in front of me and I wouldn't wish I had his entire physical appearance."
It doesn't matter how many guys you've been with!
Yeah, I'm listening
I like the blue dress better (both dresses look good, you always look good to me)
Saying I dont know or agreeing when they won't stop asking annoying questions or arguing.
That's just a picture of a cousin.
The Republican Party platform and ideology.
"I'm over you".
"I swear that's not my kid!"
"I don't know what you are talking about " :D :D
I'm not ready for a relationship.
"Just a sec"
"I last 15 minutes bruh"
No, your ass doesn't look big in those jeans.
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What Girls Said 29
I would never cheat.
I don't want to dominate you.
I won't cum in your mouth
I'm not interested in a threesome
You are all I'll ever need.
You don't look fat in those jeans. (Ok, maybe that ones our favorite lie to hear)
"There is only you babe"
"Sorry, I was busy"
"I don't know what you're talking about"
"My battery died"
"I didn't see your text"
"She's my cousin"
Oh someone already said it. (: I think your "beautiful" Piff! I am looking at him like he gone mad! haha!
"You don't look fat in that". Yeah, I have no idea lol
I dont know why i filmed myself playing with my dick
"Youre the only one"
"I love you"
"Baby i promise i would never cheat on you"
"I will never hurt you "
"I don't know who's number it is"
She's just a friend
I love you now can we sleep with each other?
"i was out with the boys"
It's not you, it's me.
You are more prettier than the other girl
I'm too busy, sorry
i love you lol
"you're the girl of my dreams"
"She's my cousin."
"Yeah I'm happy with you"
You are the only woman I like 😀
"I will never hurt you , your heart is safe with me" :(
"i want you and only you "
"You are beautiful"...
when he does something stupid: i did it for you
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