Tell me your best pick up line 😉?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • I hate pickup lines. They are so lame and cheesy lol

    One time a guy said to me - " hey, should I ring you in the morning to wake you up, or nudge you" 😏😂

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I know it's lame but say
    Did it hurt? She says did what hurt? You say, when you fell from the sky😊

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What Girls Said 5

  • I'm a chemist so my fave is "I wish your name was Avagadro cuz then I'd already have your number" 😂

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  • Did you know I was good at boxing? Bull your boxers down and ill give you 3 blows to the head
    Are you sitting on a pile of sugar? Cause you have a sweet Ass
    How many planets are in the solar system? 7 after I destroy that anus
    Roses are re violets rare blue, as long as I have face.. you'll have a seat too
    The word of the day is legs.. why don't you spread the word
    O my God I been shot! There this hole between my legs.. can you fix it?

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  • I don't know a lot of pick up lines, but I've heard this one today:
    I wouldn't be able to buy you, even if you were a prostitute.
    (It's translation from lithuaninan, so it doesn't sound well in english)

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  • It is I got every sex toy possible and anything to do with sex if u need help work 100% of the time

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What Guys Said 17

  • Pick up line? Not sure but I just discovered I'm smooth AF a couple minutes ago.
    My girl: "Don't laugh at meee"
    Me: "No habibti"
    "I never laugh at you"
    "Only with you"
    "Forever ❤"

    Like shiieeeeet no wonder she's with me.

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  • "Hey, how's it going?"

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  • I lost my teddy bear last night.. I was wondering
    if I could cuddle with you instead?

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  • Not mine but damnit, it works like charm every time.

    "Hey baby, are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special!"
    - Robin Williams

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  • I don't use a pick up line in general but i've got an whole convo/verse for yo:

    20 letters in the alphabet and none is a beuatiful as you.
    Silly me, i forgot the "U R A C T" (pronounced as in you are a cue Tee)
    Oh, that's 25. Wait, you can get the D later!

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  • *Makes eye contact*
    *Smiles*
    "Hey"
    *reaches hand out*
    "Nick"
    *handshakes*

    That's a pretty effective "In" for me.

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  • Baby are you an orphanage cuz I wanna abandon my children in you

    Hey do you want good sex tonight?
    Her: Nope
    Me: Good, then come with me

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  • I don't use em to be honest with you.

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  • I was just wondering could I follow your home? It's just my mom said I should follow my dreams.

    Also. Me: "Do you want the best sex of your life?" Girl: "No!" Me: "I'm just the guy for you then."

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  • *Smashes wine bottle over her guy friend's head.*

    And the rest, as the French say, is et cetera.

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  • hi my name is samcool
    what's yours?

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  • hey baby. I'm award winning actor *insert random actors name here*

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  • Pick up lines are lame. I'd just be straight forward and say how I feel and what my intentions are

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  • Wanna see deez nuts?

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  • wanna be my fb password?

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  • Are you Amish or do you have a phone #?

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  • I ddon't have it, simpe PICKUP LINES are for facebuuk addicts, fuck that!

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