What's a witty/playful comeback for this guy who is a cop I like?

He's babysitting his niece and sent me a picture and I commented saying "so cute ;) & so are you"... And he goes "maybe one day ill babysit you =P" and I said "oh really now hahaa you think I need to be watched ;)" and he goes "Yes! Lol watched by me" ...

What's some playful/witty I can say back to this cute guy who is a cop? Lol 😋😋


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  • "You better be ready for some 288"

    Thank me later.

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  • You can say 'I bet those people you've thrown in prison and deprived of their freedoms, human rights, and their own right to be intimate, would love to take a break from being raped in prison and thinking when to kill themselves, by watching us! After all, they're not even allowed alcohol in there!'

    True story. Every day. Fucking Pigs.

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  • Oh really first sounds corny and creepy
    I need to be watched is ok

    Tell him
    you: 'Parents always told me not to let in strangers'
    Cop: says something
    you: You better not be packing heat (heat as in a double entendre for his gun and his other gun on fire, wink wink)

    Get the idea? haha

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  • "Like on a stake-out? Or a line-up?"

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  • "Be careful I can be a naughty girl 😈 think you can handle that?"

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  • Go yeah watch this and then send a pic of your boobs.

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  • Say something like "You're gonna have to bring handcuffs if you want to baby sit me"

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  • i suppose you could ask him why and if he would. put you in handcuffs

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  • it'll be assured by me

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  • ' be careful what you wish for, for i can be naughty and you might need to discipline me...'

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  • "Am I under arrest for being sexy?" lol

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  • "What do you want to watch" would be my come back

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  • say I need watching by you in the same way that the Dakota pipeline protesters do.

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  • Give me a Fork I smell Pork !

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  • "how good are you with a nightstick **winks**"

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  • you seem like you have a nice drug habit.

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    • I love shooting cops, makes me more notorious.
      and i like raping male cops.
      its like prison, but you got more dominance, because cops are the prison kings.
      so basically, a criminal raping a male cop, is like a criminal becoming king of kings...

    • Do you see what I did there? I took something totally innocent, and made the context totally random.

  • "Im not a donut" - get it? because cops like donuts :D... ... ok, im leaving :(

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What Girls Said 3

  • I would say to him "Make sure you bring the handcuffs! ;)"

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  • "Handcuff me to your bed and fuck me with your baton" that should do it 😊 you're welcome

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  • Be careful

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