So my boyfriend has this habit of carrying me at unexpected times or when I least expect it. He was making something in the kitchen and I was in the living room trying to find a good movie for us to watch. I didn't even hear him come in & I was holding in a fart when he suddenly carried me by the waist and squeezed me. I couldn't hold it in anymore and it honestly was the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me, lol. He has never heard any type of bodily function from even though we've been together just over 3 years. He literally died laughing and I got a case of the giggles because I was extremely mortified. All I could think to say was "You squeezed me," and he couldn't compose himself after that. I am so embarrassed & ashamed in so many ways, lol. We've joked about farting in front of each other before but it never actually happened until today. I feel less of a lady and don't want him to think of me as that girlfriend who farts, lol :P When will he stop giving me a hard time about It? It was a accident! *blushing*
Guys, Unexpected fart incident! So embarrassed?
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