My boyfriend and I have been dating for 9 months and I accidentally farted last night when I was sleeping over at his house. I was absolutely mortified and he did not give it a rest! It happened in the most mortifying way and I literally wanted to kick myself in the head for letting it slip. In all my previous relationships I never farted in front of the person I was dating and now I feel like I'm this undesirable girlfriend. We were watching a movie together in bed and he was sleeping on my stomach. I was trying to get up so I could do it in private but he didn't get off me and I farted! He was so surprised and amused that he literally laughed for 5 straight minutes and I couldn't help but laugh but I was secretly so embarrassed I could hardly think straight. He has the sense of humour of a 10-year-old boy so I knew he would make fun of me but not to this extent. He was like, "I'm glad you were the first one to fart in our relationship," and then died laughing. Now he has no problem farting in front of me and I hate that I'm the one who broke the fart barrier lol. Every time I protest about it he says "Then you shouldn't have farted." This is so embarrassing on so many levels! Please share your embarrassing moments to make me feel better? :(
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Now that you've broken the fart barrier, you can now have farting contests with each other! Tell him to pull your finger and when he does... let er' rip! Since he won't stop teasing you, I think it's time you got revenge on him by giving him the Dutch Oven!
Here's to fart-tastic relationship!
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