Any good ideas on what to write in a birthday card for new boyfriend?

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We've been together for 2 and a half months and it's his birthday this weekend. Neither of us are particularly corny. We have a similar sense of humour and love puns but i'd also like to say something which shows that he makes me happy too. Like a brief sentence, but mostly i want it to be funny. Any ideas?

And no, I'm not going to write I'm going to suck his dick later hahahaha. He'll be opening his gifts around family and friends.
Any good ideas on what to write in a birthday card for new boyfriend?
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