Gentlemen: Where would you prefer to take your lady out on a first date?

The_Dean
If your answer is not listed in the polls, if you wish, you may provide your own description of your ideal date location. Thanks for the opinions!
Take her out to a fancy restaurant, after which I would proceed to take her to a movie.
Vote A
Take her to a strip club. Fuck knows why, but it may score me points somehow...
Vote B
Take her to the mall and empty my wallet for her in the hopes that she will "reward" me.
Vote C
Take her to meet my parents, because I am such a good boy. She will definitely appreciate this.
Vote D
Take her to bed immediately, skipping the date entirely. (Assuming it's really that simple)
Vote E
Take her to the old-age home to play bingo.
Vote F
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Gentlemen: Where would you prefer to take your lady out on a first date?
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