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Kara Hiri, 27

About Kara:

I'm not good with sentences. So here are some words that will try to do me justice.

Symmetrical.
Ambidextrous, half the time.
Multi-faceted.
Three-dimensional.
Past my prime.
Ovaries coming to a grinding halt.
Wearer of pretty earrings [Srsly. So. Pretty.]
Spender of mad money.
Bearer of massive debt.
Size 6.5 in women's [Foot fetishists, I'm lookin' @ you.]
Acerbic.
Often found to be satisfactory.
Constantly walk around with headphones.
In tune with the world and its diverse occupants.
Xenophobic misanthrope.
Part-time advocate for cultural competence in hospitals.
Full-time time waster.
Salary: TBD.
Your salary: 100k +.
Into Icelandic composers.
I am the real Slim Shady.
I am standing up.
Stop telling me to stand up.
Prone to avoiding confrontations.
Cut a bitch at Jamba Juice for taking my wheatgrass smoothie.
Lover of McDonald's happy meals.
A Tibetan monk in my past life.
A red light district sex worker in my past, past life.
One of Jesus' broskis in my past, past, past life.
Judas Shmoodus.
A catch.
A treasure.
Pirate's ass.
The best.
Primo.
Optimum.
Premium.
Superlative.
Baddest.
Meritorious.
WIFI password: Maximus Decimus
Loyal servant to the true emperoror ---> This could be you, monsieur.
Tiny, tiny, rap sheet- invisible really.
Virginal.
Uncontaminated.
Without the touch of man.
Murdered a cat.
The sweetest disposition.
Ready to fall in love.
Finalizing divorce papers.



Message me if you are enthralled by my existence! <3 <3 <3

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